Swag giveaway!

One week from today tomorrow will be the two-year anniversary of my launch of 411#3.

To celebrate the joyous occasion of me adding my garbage thoughtful prose to the interwebz I've decided to do a swag giveaway.

The prize?

My not-quite world famous Keep Calm & Don't Trout-Set t-shirt!

But here's the deal: I'm not giving away one shirt.

I'm giving away TWO SHIRTS!!

Want to win?

Enter by leaving a comment on this post.

That's it.

No 'Liking.'

No 'Sharing'

No 'RT-ing'

No 'Give me your email address so I can nag you for shit forever.'

Just a simple "I'm in!" or similar will enter you for two chances to win a shirt.

Winners will be drawn on Tuesday, August 28th, 2012.

Note #1: The two winners will be selected by random number generator.

Note #2: comments of "You suck" will greatly decrease your chances of winning, but your criticism will be noted.

Note #3: Want to drastically increase your chances of getting a shirt? You can buy one here.

Note #4: Subscribing via RSS or email will not increase your chances, but I appreciate you caring.

Note #5: Sharing, liking & RT-ing this post will earn my gratitude, as well...

Note #6: The dates have been fixed. I've been in the field for 3 weeks, I lose track of time. I thought today was the 21st.

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