09 February 2013

The Promised Land

I've yet to load the Diable Paddlesports Chupacabra on the truck
Much like the Clampetts, we'll be soon taking our lives west. But not to Beverly Hills.

Ignoring the minor details of not yet knowing where we'll call home (Vancouver Island landlords aren't very good at responding to emails), we'll be arriving in less than three weeks.

Preparing both physically and mentally for a move from one side to the other of the world's second-largest country whilst in West Africa should be a breeze in this current age of technology...but it isn't.

A typical email to a prospective landlord would go as such:

Hi,
I came across your ad on Craigslist; is your house still available to rent? 
If so, could you tell me if there is carpeting or not, and if the bathroom has a bathtub?   
Also, our dog is approximately 35lbs (Brittany Spaniel mix); is that too large for you? 
We are moving to Vancouver Island in late February but would have no issues renting for Feb. 15th if it works out.  
Thanks in advance & have a great weekend!

This response to those four fairly precise questions was returned:

"im showing it tmr at noon, 250-898-****"

So I guess the house is still available to rent.

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On the bright side of things, I've almost forgotten about one significant (and awesome) detail about fishing on Vancouver Island...besides steelhead, cutthroat, pink salmon, coho salmon, chinook salmon, ling cod, dungeness crab and oysters:
Whether it is the infinite number of Bass that proliferate its waters, or the fact that these fish attain weights of up to 4 kg.
For my metric-deficient American cousins:


I can deal with less-than helpful potential landlords for 8lb smallies.

Heck, I'd sleep in my truck for 4lb smallies (my lovely girlfriend is another matter altogether, though).

Vancouver Island is the promised land.

3 comments:

Gin Clear said...

Well, if I was your neighbor, Mat, I'd help you move and let you borrow the truck. As always, safe travels and good luck with the move.

Unknown said...

Thanks Dean!

cofisher said...

An adventure within an adventure. I'd be happy to help you move Mat...but I've got this back. I hope things work out well...and painlessly.