Location: Estado de Guerrero, Mexico
My pocket-sized Latin American Spanish phrasebook did not have the following useful phrases:
- "I'm sorry, sir, but I am not smuggling a weapon. It is a fly-tying vice. If you sit tight for 8 minutes, I can tie you up a Clouser Deep Minnow."
- "I do not wish to drink Dos Equis, as it is the beer of douchebags back home."
- "Do I receive Aeroplan miles for this hotel stay?"
- "Your food looks very tasty, but I'm worried it will give me the shits."
- "Kidnapping me will embarrass us both. I'm not wealthy, and the food costs of keeping me will be higher than any ransom you will receive."
- "Would you by chance know how to whip-finish this Clouser Deep Minnow?"
- "Do you know Salma Hayek? I have a friend that thinks she is cute."
- "I pray to Jesus you have more toilet paper than this."
2 comments:
Hold on, now...I don't mind Dos Equis; am I now a douchebag? Am I not interesting enough to drink it? Too interesting?....*sigh*
Oh, silly Crash, you take things too easily to heart. Just saying there are better, non-douchey & non-gringo-y beers out there. Like Pacifico.
And you're just interesting enough. Honest.
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