06 June 2011

Making your own fun on the graveyard shift

Step 1: Arrive onsite, have coworkers tell you about wolves in the area.
Step 2: Have coworkers see a big-ass wolf on the second night you're there.
Step 3: Switch over to night shifts, go to the drill site.
Step 4: At 2:30AM, read an internal health & safety document about a fatal wolf attack in Saskatchewan (link to news article here).
Step 5: Immediately after reading the document, you hear wolves howling not too far off in the distance.
Step 6: Realize you have to go outside to take a leak, 45 seconds after hearing the wolves howl.
Step 7: See how long you can hold it for...

Enjoy the tune...


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